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Reporting: Fear and Loathing in Santa Barbara - 2005 Hobie Tiger Worlds

Added by damonAdmin on Mar 27, 2005 - 11:48 PM

Well Damon, it's our first day here in Santa Barbara and the venue is absolutely beautiful. We have taken over the parking lot with a sea of motor homes and boats. The weather is a blue sky with wispy clouds and wind at 20 plus today. Eric Finley and I took out the Super Cat 20 with seas at about the 4-6 foot range. Trying conditions to say the least. If the wind stays at this speed it will be very interesting to see who has the balls to pop the chute. The beach is a stereotypical picture of California, complete with the requisite Baywatch scene of palm trees, white sand beach, and a hot chick in a pink bikini jogging on the beach.

All the rock stars are here, and we mere mortals are walking shoulder to shoulder with the likes of Jeff Alter, Mitch Booth, Enrique Figueroa, Greg Thomas and Jacques Bernier. The view is somewhat surreal - in a parking lot adjacent to the venues lays some thirty brand new Hobie Tigers in various states of assembly. Three huge shipping containers hold more hulls and parts in a never ending stream of construction. It is a seemingly impossible task to get all these boats built in the few days that we have before official competition begins.

We are in the process of setting up an internet cafe on site courtesy of Hobie Fleet 2 from Nevada City, Ca. The parking lot where the motor homes are parked it set up as a WiFi hot spot so everyone with a laptop can stay connected to home with out leaving their rigs. Three parties are planned for the week, with the rum drinks and beer flowing freely.

Tomorrow we will begin to weigh the boats and measure the sails - I hope there is a keg close by because this will be a long day with 100 boats now competing. Speaking of beer - the daily stipend you have given us is great, but 250.00 per person per day is a little less that we are used to. Eric is blowing through his like the proverbial drunken sailor. This is really making the living conditions unbearable. I am afraid we will need more money to last us out the week. The Mount Gay rum is gone, as well as the Blue Sapphire gin, so we have already resorted to drinking the cheap stuff. It is only the first day and already we have had to lay off the college girls we hired to wheel the boat up and down the beach - the inhumanity of it all!

That's all for today, I'll send more tomorrow, and remember - send more money! We don't want to have to pawn these nice laptops you gave us to afford the "entertainment" we have planned for later in the week, if you know what I mean, and I think that you do...

Dave Atwater
Somewhere in Santa Barbara

Footnote: Thank for the report David, additional beverage funds are on the way, "the check is in the mail".
 
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